Bill Simmons aka The Sports Guy (of ESPN fame) seems to actually know a fair bit about Hollywood too. Who knew?

I’ve been a fan of his writing ever since he explained Lebron James to me, but this is just a little taste of heavenly-good-writing-and-it’s-true-and-it’s-funny. Read it:

Fact: People believe Will Smith is the world’s biggest movie star (even though he doesn’t make great movies).

Fact: People believe Ryan Reynolds is a movie star (even though he isn’t).

That’s all you need to know about Hollywood right now. Everyone is complaining about the quality of this summer’s movies (probably the worst ever), this year’s Oscar race (potentially the most ghastly in years) and a general lack of imagination by the studios (it honestly feels like they gave up), but really, everything comes back to Will Smith and Ryan Reynolds.

Read on, laugh and nod your head ‘Yes’ to his every word here. You will not be disappointed.